nlp

Stays for aNaL Penalty

If you`ll do this, John, you`ll have an NLP from me!

by Mr. Snack July 17, 2010

NLP

Neuro Linguistic Programming - The Study of Human Excellence.

Richard Bandler.

Are you sure enough to be unsure?
How do you know that you are depressed?
How do you know when to get depressed?

by Ivan Staroverskyy December 27, 2004

NLP

It stands for Neuro-Linguistic Programming. The study of the mind, broadly speaking.

He's delved into NLP since his grnama died from Alzheimer.

by André Bretas November 23, 2004

NLP

Naked Lady Place. Aka nudie bars

Hey buddy, let's get some ones and go to the NLP.

by Thefrog February 27, 2014

NLP

Abbr. Next Level Poor

DREW: "Hey Barry, want to go see a movie"
BARRY: "Sorry, I can't. I'm NLP"

by uhleeshaw May 22, 2010

NLP Therapist

A job title given to one's self after completion of an overpriced course with no real employment options.

An obscure pseudo-science 'qualification' not recognised by any organisation of real merit, often held by B grade instragram influencers as a bio filler line.

"What do you do for a job?"
"I'm an NLP Therapist"
"Oh wow! Does unemployment benefits pay on Tuesday or Thursday?"

by Thenotsoslimshady July 21, 2021

NLP Copywriting

NLP Copywriting is the art of using Neuro-Linguistic Programming techniques in written content to influence and persuade readers. By understanding how language patterns affect the subconscious mind, NLP copywriters craft messages that resonate deeply, encouraging specific actions or emotional responses. This approach is widely used in marketing and sales to enhance the effectiveness of communication.

"The ad's success was largely due to the NLP copywriting techniques that made it so compelling."

by IRSAgents December 27, 2024