Neuro Linguistic Programming - The Study of Human Excellence.
Richard Bandler.

Are you sure enough to be unsure?
How do you know that you are depressed?
How do you know when to get depressed?
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It stands for Neuro-Linguistic Programming. The study of the mind, broadly speaking.
He's delved into NLP since his grnama died from Alzheimer.
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Naked Lady Place. Aka nudie bars
Hey buddy, let's get some ones and go to the NLP.
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DREW: "Hey Barry, want to go see a movie"
BARRY: "Sorry, I can't. I'm NLP"
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If you`ll do this, John, you`ll have an NLP from me!
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A job title given to one's self after completion of an overpriced course with no real employment options.

An obscure pseudo-science 'qualification' not recognised by any organisation of real merit, often held by B grade instragram influencers as a bio filler line.
"What do you do for a job?"
"I'm an NLP Therapist"
"Oh wow! Does unemployment benefits pay on Tuesday or Thursday?"
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