NLP

Neuro Linguistic Programming - The Study of Human Excellence.

Richard Bandler.

Are you sure enough to be unsure?
How do you know that you are depressed?
How do you know when to get depressed?

by Ivan Staroverskyy December 27, 2005

NLP

It stands for Neuro-Linguistic Programming. The study of the mind, broadly speaking.

He's delved into NLP since his grnama died from Alzheimer.

by André Bretas November 23, 2004

NLP

Naked Lady Place. Aka nudie bars

Hey buddy, let's get some ones and go to the NLP.

by Thefrog February 22, 2014

NLP

Abbr. Next Level Poor

DREW: "Hey Barry, want to go see a movie"
BARRY: "Sorry, I can't. I'm NLP"

by uhleeshaw May 22, 2010

nlp

Stays for aNaL Penalty

If you`ll do this, John, you`ll have an NLP from me!

by Mr. Snack July 16, 2010

NLP Therapist

A job title given to one's self after completion of an overpriced course with no real employment options.

An obscure pseudo-science 'qualification' not recognised by any organisation of real merit, often held by B grade instragram influencers as a bio filler line.

"What do you do for a job?"
"I'm an NLP Therapist"
"Oh wow! Does unemployment benefits pay on Tuesday or Thursday?"

by Thenotsoslimshady July 22, 2021