NKB

Nancy Kerrigan Beater

another way to refer to telescopic or telescoping steel baton (the kind used by law enforcement, usually black in color with a rubberized handle)

the same type Tonya Harding's accomplices used to beat Nancy Kerrigan in the running up to the 1994 Winter Olympics

If he won't shut up whack him with the NKB...

NKB by YerMomBitch November 26, 2012

nkb

nkb is short 4 naughty kinky bitch

hey hey, shes a nkb, wanna play with her

nkb by lick n fuck October 15, 2005

NKB

slang term for loser that spams over 100 posts a day to advertise for a shitty local band whom no one truly enjoys. Named in honor of Utica, New York-based Nancy Kenyon Band.

Abe: Hey, I just posted a bunch of links to our band on Topix.
Ken: Careful with that, we don't want to appear to be an NKB.

NKB by nkb eats shit June 22, 2010

nkbj 

When a man and a woman meet for the first time, and the woman tries to kiss the man but he kindly refuses but instead asks and receives a blow job instead. Simply put a no kiss blow job.

That sloppy bitch tried to kiss me, but i shrugged her off and she threw me an nkbj instead.

nkbj by Jcayse May 5, 2008

nkbfnkpismmgniopnoip 

someone who died and fell on the keyboard

someone : nkbfnkpismmgniopnoip

someone else : what

nkbfnkpismmgniopnoip by pingey May 20, 2021

nkbt 

Needa know bout that

Brotha: tell me about wat happened

Me: nah u don’t nkbt

nkbt by Thayluvv.niyah February 19, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005