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Nancy Kerrigan Beater

another way to refer to telescopic or telescoping steel baton (the kind used by law enforcement, usually black in color with a rubberized handle)

the same type Tonya Harding's accomplices used to beat Nancy Kerrigan in the running up to the 1994 Winter Olympics
If he won't shut up whack him with the NKB...
NKB by YerMomBitch November 26, 2012
Urban Dictionary Merch
nkb is short 4 naughty kinky bitch
hey hey, shes a nkb, wanna play with her
nkb by lick n fuck October 15, 2005
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slang term for loser that spams over 100 posts a day to advertise for a shitty local band whom no one truly enjoys. Named in honor of Utica, New York-based Nancy Kenyon Band.
Abe: Hey, I just posted a bunch of links to our band on Topix.
Ken: Careful with that, we don't want to appear to be an NKB.
NKB by nkb eats shit June 22, 2010
When a man and a woman meet for the first time, and the woman tries to kiss the man but he kindly refuses but instead asks and receives a blow job instead. Simply put a no kiss blow job.
That sloppy bitch tried to kiss me, but i shrugged her off and she threw me an nkbj instead.
nkbj by Jcayse May 5, 2008

nkbfnkpismmgniopnoip 

someone who died and fell on the keyboard
someone : nkbfnkpismmgniopnoip

someone else : what
Brotha: tell me about wat happened

Me: nah u don’t nkbt
nkbt by Thayluvv.niyah February 19, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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