nitrous bougie

when you go through 500 whip-its a day because you huff nitrous in a social setting wasting most of the gas eventually creating a house filled with mostly nitrous oxide with very little oxygen left where all 8 roommates are on edge constantly because they're losing their grip on reality due to lack of oxygen and sleep and b12 deficiency

"Dude! You're supposed to hold the nitrous in your lungs as long as you can, breath it out, breath another breath of nitrous in and hold it, and repeat, not hold it for five seconds and blow it out! You're spending over $100 a day on whip-its! have you even tried the Wim Hof-Wook hybrid method where you take three deep, fast breaths, and on the 3rd inhale you take nitrous in and hold as long as you can, completely exhale and hold it out as long as you can, then inhale another hit of nitrous and hold it in, and repeat until you pass out, causing your body to release DMT somewhat naturally? Have you tried hyperventilating nitrous in a balloon? You're wasting your money, man!"

"Fuck you, I'm nitrous bougie. I have money and I can do what I want."

nitrous bougie by Mike Guyver September 9, 2021