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Nissan Micra 

The best car to ever exist (especially the K12 2003-2010 version). Only those who have never driven it talk shit about this masterpiece. It is like the God himself built this car because you can't even theoretically crash in it (because it is slow). But, c'mon, what do you expect from a tiny car? Sadly, there were no Nissan Micra GT-R produced.
Dude, I jut got overtaken by that Nissan Micra. What a chad drives it. I wish I were as cool as he is
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Nissan Micra 

Also known by the name, Nissan March, in New Zealand, this small car is often at the butt of jokes, due to it's slow speeds.

This car is used in Micra - The Game, where the idea is to compete against other members in the cars to spot more Micras than anyone else.

Car made famous by Retail Store Managers in Eastern England.
Nissan Micra - It makes the Ford Focus look like a luxury car.
Nissan Micra by thewoundedwanderer September 13, 2009

Nissan micra 

the micra is often described as the worst car to ever exist. there main uses are to make every other car look good and often to be a toilet although even tho they are everywhere, they're never around wen u need a slash.
lad A-mate im bursting for a slash!
lad B-theres a Nissan micra over there, go do the honourable thing.
lad A-thank god ive been looking for one for ages!!
Nissan micra by johnny oooooo September 27, 2010

Nissan Micra 

A car that just about every elderly person has driven at some point in their life. Do NOT, under any circumstances, buy a Nissan Micra if you want all your friends to love you forever and you still want to get laid.
My grandmother drives a Nissan Micra. It's a piece of garbage.
Nissan Micra by thecargeek09 July 5, 2017
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026