nipple swag

Some one with incredibly handsome looking nipples generally a male.

(Nipples do not ever contain hair)

Girl 1; hey look at that guy's chest. He has the best nipple swag I have seen in my life.

nipple swag by Zonalprawn April 17, 2014

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Nipple Monster Swag

You know you have it when your nipples can cut through diamond

Kenneth: you got that nipple monster swag

Krystal: LOLS, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

Kenneth: its a good thing, take it as a compliment

Nipple Monster Swag by TheHappyWhopper February 5, 2012

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Nipplesagger

One who's nipples are huge, and have fat all over them (lard)

Me: HEY there nipplesagger!
Jodi: Sup baby, wanna lick my fat?!

Nipplesagger by Xuriz May 30, 2009

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Nipplesagger

Female with saggy fat build up around the nipples and boobs.

Nick: Ew Jodi put your nipplesaggers away.
Jodi: You know you like my nipplesaggers!

Nipplesagger by Equative December 9, 2008

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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