Nipple Rocket

Nipple Rocket - A rocket that, once fired, seeks out a random, or predetermined, target's nipples, where once attached is irremovable, even after death. The nipple rocket pulls the target by the nipples, at its own will, in any direction, including but not limited to vertical movements. Eventually there is nothing but nipples being dragged around.

"Brad's nipple rocket launched into space, at 3.5 mach, he didn't make it"

"I've had my nipple rocket for 3 weeks, Fuck it hurts"

by FluffyTheRipper April 24, 2009

nipple rockets

big saggie boobies with nipples the size of a wooly rhinoceros's.

" Garrett Hayes' mom has mad nipple rockets!"

by pineapple in the vag August 03, 2009

Semi-automatic African Nipple Rockets

A very large african american women with big nipples that, if provoked, will immediately result in rockets flying out of the nipples. (in semi-automatic form)

Coach: ROCHELLE! WATCH OUT FOR THAT ZOMBIE!!11!!1!
Rochelle: OH LAWDS MAH SEMI-AUTOMATIC AFRICAN NIPPLE ROCKETS BE FIREN!!!!!1
Ellis: OOOOO SHI-

by omgnipplerockets January 10, 2010

nipple rocket

when a girl is horny, her nipples go up like a rocket .

these bitches in the Jacuzzi have nipple rockets .

damm these bitches nipples so hard.

by jazziie29 September 25, 2016