ninja toots

Verb: when you're laying in bed, hungover, next to your one night stand and you need to sneak a fart.

I hope that hot guy didn't smell my ninja toots this morning.

by sherbz June 21, 2014

ninja toot

To sniff a Gram cocaine in unlikely situations without any one else knowing.

Was at the womans nephews birthday party, but it was ok because I had a sneaky gram of coke and was ninja tooting all day.

by uncle_buckfast August 02, 2014