ninja toes

the art of sporting socks with thong flip flops, which in fact look like the traditional footwear worn by Ninjas

at first glance he looked like a geek with his socks and flip flops on, but wait...don't ninjas wear stuff like that, he could know karate... he does have Ninja Toes!!

ninja toes by nevets eural September 5, 2010

Ninja Turtle Toes

An unfashionable footwear combination. Wearing thongs with socks on at the same time.

Dave ducked out to get the paper wearing his warm socks and thongs. Little did he know, people were staring at his ninja turtle toes.

Ninja Turtle Toes by Dekkernator July 30, 2009

Ninjatoasting

to unpromptedly flex something to a group of people in order to artificially boost their impression of you, often through false or irrelevent claims

Bro was totally ninjatoasting when he said his bulge was too big
The trick to getting them to like you is ninjatoasting
I hate it when people ninjatoast, its so unneeded

Ninjatoasting by Mossty January 22, 2023