ninja toes

the art of sporting socks with thong flip flops, which in fact look like the traditional footwear worn by Ninjas

at first glance he looked like a geek with his socks and flip flops on, but wait...don't ninjas wear stuff like that, he could know karate... he does have Ninja Toes!!

ninja toes by nevets eural September 5, 2010

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Ninja Turtle Toes

An unfashionable footwear combination. Wearing thongs with socks on at the same time.

Dave ducked out to get the paper wearing his warm socks and thongs. Little did he know, people were staring at his ninja turtle toes.

Ninja Turtle Toes by Dekkernator July 30, 2009

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Ninja Turtle Toes • Ninjatoasting • Ninja • ninja'd • ninja turtle • ninja dust • ninja fart • ninja shit • Ninja vanish • Ninja boot

Ninjatoasting

to unpromptedly flex something to a group of people in order to artificially boost their impression of you, often through false or irrelevent claims

Bro was totally ninjatoasting when he said his bulge was too big
The trick to getting them to like you is ninjatoasting
I hate it when people ninjatoast, its so unneeded

Ninjatoasting by Mossty January 22, 2023

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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