ninja date

When a person gets you to go on a date with them unknowingly. The person invites you to a group social event, but then is magically the only other person to show up to the outing and proceeds to treat you like a date.

Damn, I was forced into a ninja date! Josh asked me to go to the movies with him and some friends from high school, but then he told me in the car that nobody else was coming! He refused to let me buy my ticket and kept trying to put his arm around me the whole night!

by CookieCookieCookieMonster July 10, 2010

Ninjabater

One who is able to pleasure themselves in public areas with little to no indications of their actions

A male ninjabater could pleasure himself in a bathroom stall at work

by Turrry June 19, 2009

ninjabate

Verb. To Masterbate with utmost stealthiness, similar to that of a ninja.

Spirited Away was such as shitty movie, I had to whip it out and ninjabate to pass the time.

by Narcism July 16, 2008

Ninjabate

To masturbate, fondle, or otherwise touch oneself sexually with one or more unaware person(s) in the vicinity.

"She was so hot in that movie, I just couldn't help but sit back and ninjabate."

by Kurrie December 29, 2007

Ninjagate '06

Very simply, when Team Ninja got locked out of their own boards on accident and flipped out. Ninja chaos everywhere. It was a while before the admin realized what happened and hurriedly let them back in, and all's well.

Ninja1: WTF WHY CAN'T WE GET IN
Ninja2: She must have locked us out!
Ninja3: OH NO3Z
Ninja2: NINJAGATE '06!!!!!
Ninja3: The great ninja freakout!
Ninja1: *passes out*

by Kassie123 September 1, 2006