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ninja bike

An idiotic and naive reference to any motorcycle that resembles the famous line of motorcycles from Kawasaki. More accurately termed sportbike. Sometimes called crotch rocket as well. Often inaccurately lumped together as a group of any non-cruiser motorcycles.
Dude:Hey baby you wanna go for a ride on my motorcycle
Chick: That depends, Is it a Harley or a ninja bike?
ninja bike by Rob March 3, 2006
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bike ninja 

Someone who is riding their bicycle in dark/low visibility conditions, without a headlight or taillight. So-called because they are invisible, like a ninja.

The webcomic Yehuda Moon had a comic illustrating a bike ninja on April 14th.
I wasn't expecting to be out this late, so I didn't have my lights with me, and I was a bike ninja for the ride home.

When I crossed the intersection, I was almost hit by a bike ninja! Dude needs to get some lights and look where he's going.

bike ninja by aprilstarchild May 23, 2008

Bike Ninja 

Bike Ninjas are people who wear all black, and and become very ninja-looking when wearing a face mask / balaclava in cold weather. The all black also adds to their "invisibility" while riding at night (which can be dangerous). Bike Ninjas are often urban dwellers, ride fixed-gear or single-speed bikes, and are usually "hipsters" of some sort (hence the all black clothes).
"Some bikers wear all spandex, and others wear all black and look like Bike Ninjas."
Bike Ninja by lone sentry January 9, 2012

Bike Ninja 

A bike cop, that hides in bushes and alley-ways looking for completely innocent students, and gives them MIP's etc.
Did you see that bike ninja tackle Eric a while ago.

Yea that ninja needs a stick poked through his spokes.
Bike Ninja by C MART October 5, 2005

Ninjalike 

Means for a person who portrays a utter lack in any true ninja like abilities connected to the ninja's and so can be closely discribed as a utter and almost failed example of a ninja.
Person: I have killed this racist without a problem with only my ninja abilities.

Ninja: But sadly in a ninjalike from only using a hammer.

Person: But it was Nick Griffin.

Ninja: Word up on that. *High Five*
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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