nine-inch nailer

Coined by _Wheatley on March 21, 2026, this term describes people whose self-absorption blends perfectly with nihilism. “Nine-inch nailers” see meaning itself as a joke—except when it serves them. They drain positive social spaces, flipping good vibes into emotional wreckage just to feel significant. Their version of connection is control; their art is psychological demolition. A nine-inch nailer thrives on stirring confusion and despair while disguising it as honesty or dark insight. They preach detachment, but what they really crave is domination through mood manipulation. Every friendship becomes a performance where they’re both the director and the only audience that matters. The damage they leave behind feels like emotional nails driven straight into your sense of worth—and that’s exactly the point. They present cruelty as authenticity, emptiness as depth, and cynicism as intelligence. To them, empathy is naïve, sincerity is cringe, and meaning is something to mock. The nine-inch nailer isn’t just pessimistic—they’re an emotional engineer of chaos. N.I.N. captures the modern fusion of narcissism and nihilism: ego without empathy, emptiness powered by self-importance.

Steven (Normal Person): Hey Josh, can I ask you for a favor?

Josh (Nine-Inch Nailer): I'll answer your question if you stop implying you needed a favor to begin with.

Steven (Normal Person): What? I was just asking for a quick favor.

Josh (Nine-Inch Nailer): What?

Steven (Normal Person): No I was just..

Josh (Nine-Inch Nailer): Don't look at me like that, what do you mean you didn't know?

Steven (Normal Person): No I was just going to...

Josh (Nine-Inch Nailer): I wasn't asking you a question, why are you implying that?

Steven (Normal Person): Nevermind...

nine-inch nailer by _Wheatley April 2, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012