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Nile River

When a Young woman stabs her vaginal canal til the point of bleeding while it flows into a masturbating midgets mouth
Jack: I can't believe you let Sam have a Nile River

Hailey: It is all in good fun
Nile River by GreekRocket November 23, 2024

Nile River

When A Young Woman uses a plastic fork to stab her vaginal canal to the point of bleeding and lets the discharge flow into a masturbating midgets mouth she stands atop of butt naked.
Luke: I can't believe you let them each drink a Nile River.
Jackie: It's all in good fun!.
Nile River by GreekRocket November 23, 2024

the nile river 

When 5 or more dicks ejaculate into a females mouth at one time, while the female chokes on the sperm and it runs through the nostrils of the female to form something like the flow of the nile river.
Many pornstars have perfected the nile river with 5 no lifes did this in now-deleted pornos.
the nile river by 123suckmyd December 2, 2009

D-Nile River 

When you are about to insert your meat stick in either the front or back door and all of a sudden you pre ejaculate in the crevice of your partner crack and now you are in denial. Hence why it’s called D-Nile river! D from your Dick, Nile like the river. Denial because you are ashamed!
I’m so sorry! Your attractiveness caused a D-Nile River running straight to your clean sheets!
D-Nile River by AR13$ November 3, 2022

river nile 

To wake up after a big night out,often having slept on a floor, feeling like you've had a wash in a filthy river. Characteristics will include greasy flat hair, sticky clothes, sore throat, red eyes, spots.
"I woke up this morning feeling unbelievable River Nile".
river nile by L.B. Seed August 21, 2004

By George Martha, it's the river Nile! 

A greeting used when one is surprised by someone's arrival.
guy 1: By George Martha, it's the river Nile!
guy 2: Oh hey, hows it going Joe.
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fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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