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Night Moves

A large quantity of alcohol, generally, shots, taken in rapid succession and resulting in significantly lower inhibitions and wildly out of character behavior. Taken in reference from the popular Bob Segar song of the same namesake, when someone asks you the following day why you were acting as such, just the reply of “night moves” will result in a complete understanding and acquittal from the person asking. Any more than 3 of sake bombs, jager bombs, fireball shots will typically result in “night moves.”
Officer: “You mind telling me why you were driving in the wrong lane, doing donuts in the middle of the road, and flipping me off..?”

Driver: “Sorry Officer, blame it on the night moves.”

Officer: “You’re free to go.”

James: “Dude! What the fuck?!? You kissed my wife last night and tried to squeeze her tits!”

Kellen: “Sorry bro. Night moves.”

James: “it’s cool.”

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016