The perfect level of buzz. Drunk enough to have fun even at a family reunion but not drunk enough to tell a rando that you would love to paint them green and spank them like a bad avacado
Friend 1: I want to drink, but I have to drive tonight
Friend 2: just get family night faded, you'll be fine
A night where everyone in your family hates eachother because they are trying to win a pointless game (which someone usually cheat in, ruining the night even more). Then is you lose you just go rage and throw the bored game at the winner as a sign of defeat. Ghen they come onto this site and rant about how stupid it is.
A family (consisting of 4 or more people) having a routine 'game night' where rock paper scissors is used to decide the winner. The winner gets to choose a family member and brutally fuck them until A: Their asshole prolapses or B: An Alabama Hotpocket is performed. If neither of these outcomes happens within 20 minutes, the remaining family members will join in and re-enact 'The Aristocrats' to full detail.
Sorry, babe, I can't go out this weekend. I'm going over to Hawaii for a family reunion, my dad found this cool game called Hasbro Family Game Night.