The act of ejaculating into a sock and then hitting someone in the face with said soiled sock. This act is preferably done while yelling "BOOM! T.N.T.!" at the moment of impact (the T.N.T. of course standing for "Tallahassee Night Train").
It is advised that any victim of a Tallahassee Night Train must well and truly deserve it, otherwise any repercusions experienced later by the perpitrator at the hands of the victim is completely legal, in accordance with the Standard Dude Code. (Section 3-32C - "If you hit anyone in the face with your jizz, they better deserve it, or they have the full right to kick your ass.")
It is advised that any victim of a Tallahassee Night Train must well and truly deserve it, otherwise any repercusions experienced later by the perpitrator at the hands of the victim is completely legal, in accordance with the Standard Dude Code. (Section 3-32C - "If you hit anyone in the face with your jizz, they better deserve it, or they have the full right to kick your ass.")
"Oh man. Eddie found out Lance banged his girlfriend last night. So he dumped her and gave him a Tallahassee Night Train."
"Damn, that's harsh. Well...at least Lance deserved it."
"Damn, that's harsh. Well...at least Lance deserved it."
by majindelaware March 23, 2010
"Hey what the hell did I just drink?"
"Night train express"
"I thought this was supposed to be bleach!"
"Either way your going to hell"
"AWWWWWW HOLY SHIT MY THROAT!!!"
BURN... Burn...
"Night train express"
"I thought this was supposed to be bleach!"
"Either way your going to hell"
"AWWWWWW HOLY SHIT MY THROAT!!!"
BURN... Burn...
by jim0bhab November 24, 2013
by Mojo Maniac July 11, 2008
While having anal sex, your partner poop's on your penis and smears it around. Once this is accomplished they put a line of cocaine on the erect penis, and snort the poopy coke up their nose.
So I was packing some fudge last night, and I got surprised with the Colombian Night Train! I even got to wear a train conductor hat!
So I was packing some fudge last night, and I got surprised with the Colombian Night Train! I even got to wear a train conductor hat!
So I was packing some fudge last night, and I got surprised with the Colombian Night Train! I even got to wear a train conductor hat!
by Daddypengy April 19, 2022
The act of three or more males (and possibly one female leading, like she is the Conductor) giving anal sex to each other "doggy style"
Dude, Scotty, let's get some people over tonight and we can get really drunk and perform a Philidelphia Night Train!
by TONYDANZA2342230496544465 June 1, 2009
Tradition passed through a sorority where you spend a night at a fraternity and you come back very hoarse.
by Tnew489 January 24, 2020
Incoherent ramblings of a person who is drinking themselves to the bottom of the spiral after having lost wife, kids, house, car, job, sanitation, and soon last remaining friends from a bar at the local airport but having no travel plans.
Usage: Incoherent ramblings of a person who is drinking themselves to the bottom of the spiral after having lost wife, kids, house, car, job, sanitation, and soon last remaining friends from a bar at the local airport but having no travel plans.
Usage: Incoherent ramblings of a person who is drinking themselves to the bottom of the spiral after having lost wife, kids, house, car, job, sanitation, and soon last remaining friends from a bar at the local airport but having no travel plans.
by DrunkyMonkey November 7, 2014