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Tallahassee Night Train 

The act of ejaculating into a sock and then hitting someone in the face with said soiled sock. This act is preferably done while yelling "BOOM! T.N.T.!" at the moment of impact (the T.N.T. of course standing for "Tallahassee Night Train").

It is advised that any victim of a Tallahassee Night Train must well and truly deserve it, otherwise any repercusions experienced later by the perpitrator at the hands of the victim is completely legal, in accordance with the Standard Dude Code. (Section 3-32C - "If you hit anyone in the face with your jizz, they better deserve it, or they have the full right to kick your ass.")
"Oh man. Eddie found out Lance banged his girlfriend last night. So he dumped her and gave him a Tallahassee Night Train."

"Damn, that's harsh. Well...at least Lance deserved it."

night train express 

Shit wine that burns your throat with the flames of hell for around $2.00 a bottle.
"Hey what the hell did I just drink?"
"Night train express"
"I thought this was supposed to be bleach!"
"Either way your going to hell"
"AWWWWWW HOLY SHIT MY THROAT!!!"
BURN... Burn...
night train express by jim0bhab November 23, 2013

night train 

High potency wine--18%--made from, pears or grapes or apples or "perry" fruit (whatever that is.) Night Train is produced in Modesto California and is sold dirt cheap. It is, however, is a favorite of broke drunks hanging out on park benches. They usually refer to Night Train as a "Trilla." But you'd have to be drunk on Night Train to be able to fully understand why.
Drunk #1: "How much you got on a pint of Night Train?"
Drunk #2: "I got 53 cents on another Trilla, dude."
night train by carlos mack October 20, 2008

night train 

High Potency (18% ABV) citrus flavored fortified wine. It retails for just $2.69 for a 750ml bottle in most markets. A favorite of skid-row drunks. It is made by the same company that manufactures Thunderbird. Many experienced drunks have come to the conclusion that Night Train is just a flavored varient of Thunderbird. Recently taken off the market in many eastern states. Night Train is the drink referenced in the Guns N' Roses classic
Nightrain. The label reads Night Train Express, serve very cold along with a graphic of a black stream engine charging through the night.
"MD 20/20, no way, Night Train all the way"
night train by Lee Keller April 22, 2006

Night Train 

A low-end fortified wine produced (but not claimed) by EJ Gallo. Drunk by bums and those who want a one way ticket from Sober to Stupid.
I lost my job. I am going to spend my last $2.50 and get on the Night Train.
Night Train by larrythek November 16, 2010

All Night Train 

When you go on a cocaine binge that lasts more than 24 hours straight.
The doctor said I will die if I don't stop riding that All Night Train.
All Night Train by Mojo Maniac August 1, 2008
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