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nigger tip 

The absence of a tip left to a waiter, a delivery person or a babysitter. In the case of restraunt personnel, the nigger tip is usually accompanied by a formal complaint that the food was undercooked, was the wrong item, or other methods to avoid fulfilling the payment of the bill.

John: "Did the black family of sixteen leave a good tip, Emily?"

Emily: "I had to give them their meals on the house because they complained to the manager. Looks like I can't go to the party tonight, the nigger tip left me nothing to show for the last hour of work."
nigger tip by Truthdetector December 3, 2006

nigger tip 

Any tip that is exactly 2 dollars. Usually comes wadded, or crumpled up on a table.
"they just left me 2 on 50!" ....well what do u expect -thats a nigger tip!
nigger tip by Ryan Freel July 24, 2006

Nigger Tip 

The very end tip of a black mans penis. Usually known as a purple lollipop. Only Africans can have a Nigger Tip, there are surgeries that can give other races nigger tips but it is not a natural nigger tip. Nigger Tips are naturally very large and usually purple or pinkish in color. Women prefer Nigger Tips over any other races tip becase they are much bigger, juicier and harder.
" She sucked on my big Nigger Tip all night long she loved the taste of it."

niggerlipped 

When a passing a joint around, some drunk stoned dumb fuck drools all over the joint, making it wet. At which point the next person in line gets a wet joint, as if a nigger was sucking on it before him with his niggerlips.
"Steve is not invited to smoke out with us anymore, 'cause last time that dumb ass niggerlipped the joint!!"
niggerlipped by smokythepot May 18, 2006

Niggertopia 

A land in which niggers dwell and live out happy lives. Believed to be bountiful in fried chicken, watermelon and food stamps.
Taiwanna and Jamel yearned for a day when they would leave the ghetto and arrive in niggertopia.
Niggertopia by Staphknee October 19, 2008

Niggertivity 

A group of Black people doing whatever it is they are doing.
"What type of Niggertivity are we up to today?"
Niggertivity by Brandois June 8, 2013

Niggertime Blues

When a black Person is Sad for some reason
Joe:Bob is really sad for some reason
Alice: The KFC is closed for 3 months
Joe:Oh he must have niggertime blues
Niggertime Blues by Niggerjones August 7, 2012
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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