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nigger news

When you see something on the news or read something in the newspaper glorifying the very minor accomplishments of blacks as individuals or as an ethnic group.
Pooky: My Nigga, did you see that story on BET about them slaves that wuz the first niggas that learned to read.

Peanut: Nigga, shut up! I ain't trying to hear that NIGGER NEWS. I'm busy looking for this twenty rock that just fell out of my crack pipe.
nigger news by Richard Lee King November 22, 2006

niggerness 

the ranking of you nigger level based off your crimes and attitude
rape is 5 points

shooting up schools are 7

and you can make the rest up
ex . Morgan freeman is ranked number 1 in niggerness
niggerness by niggerness February 22, 2017

niggerness 

when you're niggin' in the noggin.

your level of nigger.
"yo, that elia has a niggerness rating of ten!"

niggernews 

when you turn on the tv to watch the news and see the news people mention a fire in a bad neighbor hood

or some shit about some dude who suffocated his girlfriend to death and then runs away but its when they show the pictures of the victims that you stop giving a fuck on the spot because they are most likely niggers
jon turns on the tv the watch the news then sees the report about some nigger killing his girlfriend for the 100th time jon is not surprised and sighs more niggernews
niggernews by superiorbreed April 23, 2018

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026