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niggernews 

when you turn on the tv to watch the news and see the news people mention a fire in a bad neighbor hood

or some shit about some dude who suffocated his girlfriend to death and then runs away but its when they show the pictures of the victims that you stop giving a fuck on the spot because they are most likely niggers
jon turns on the tv the watch the news then sees the report about some nigger killing his girlfriend for the 100th time jon is not surprised and sighs more niggernews
niggernews by superiorbreed April 23, 2018

niggernoise 

Noise made by niggers, especially raucous, larger groups observed to be whooping, hollering, and in general having little consideration for those nearby.
There's a lot of niggernoise outside.
niggernoise by Godraine November 10, 2012

Niggerversal 

A Niggerversal is a being outside of all possible fiction, realities, time, space, fate, verses and all other types of existence and non existence, this power surpasses that of Omnipotence but still lower than True Omnipotence.
Shaggy is NOT Niggerversal

niggeresque 

Of or resembling a negroe, or the actions of a negroe.
Gregg: Did you see Cory? He's wearing FuBu and drinking a 40 ounze.
Bob: Yeah, that's quite niggeresque.
niggeresque by fabio January 26, 2005

niggerless 

I'm going where the niggers aren't; I'm going to be niggerless.
niggerless by cuz69 April 15, 2008

niggerness 

the ranking of you nigger level based off your crimes and attitude
rape is 5 points

shooting up schools are 7

and you can make the rest up
ex . Morgan freeman is ranked number 1 in niggerness
niggerness by niggerness February 22, 2017

nigger news

When you see something on the news or read something in the newspaper glorifying the very minor accomplishments of blacks as individuals or as an ethnic group.
Pooky: My Nigga, did you see that story on BET about them slaves that wuz the first niggas that learned to read.

Peanut: Nigga, shut up! I ain't trying to hear that NIGGER NEWS. I'm busy looking for this twenty rock that just fell out of my crack pipe.
nigger news by Richard Lee King November 22, 2006
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