nigga mortis 

When a person (esp. black person) has no job, makes no effort to find a job, and has no intention of ever finding a job.

"J.J. ain't goin' to the movies with us. He's broke."
"Why's that?"
"Nigga mortis."

nigga mortis by Officer Scrotes December 27, 2008

nigga mortis 

When a white person is hanging out with any amount of black people and drops the word nigga. They immediately stiffen up and stay as still as possible in the hopes that the black people won't recognize they said the word nigga.

Some random white dude says nigga to a bunch of black guys, then the nigga mortis occurs.

nigga mortis by Grig starrrrrrrrrrr October 4, 2010

nigga mortis 

When a black man gets shot but continues to resist arrest.

cop 1: "How the hell is he still shooting!"
cop 2: "GODDAMN NIGGA MORTIS!"

nigga mortis by Rina Glass June 10, 2022

nigga mortis 

the phenomenal event that happens to black people after death where the muscles in the body stiffen.

Q: What happened to the black guy after he died?
A: He got nigga mortis!!!

nigga mortis by Contrary_Mary November 25, 2007

niggamotis 

A nig who comes to your place and eats your food and/or asks you to smoke him out, or does other nigtastic things.

Damn niggamotis is here again lock the door!

niggamotis by silky black February 12, 2005

niggamortis 

The death of a black man. Initially the name of the album "6 Feet Deep" by Gravediggaz, but they had to rename it due to the whiney cunts that found it offensive.

"Christ, that punk got smoked."

"Yeah, Niggamortis"

niggamortis by bunnygun1 June 19, 2008

Niggamortis 

The posture/reaction of a black person when they see a police officer. Niggamortis occurs in just .1 of a second and in this time they decide if they should play it cool or run from said law enforcement.

I lock up from niggamortis when i see a police officer.

Niggamortis by teamgreen July 20, 2017