new braunsfels

The gut wrenching nail on a chalk board tourist's way of pronouncing "New Braunfels", one the greatest small towns between San Antonio and Austin, TX

Oh I just love all the festivals in New Braunsfels

It's New Braunfels, not New Braunsfels, Jesus fuck

by ChristianStabbz August 6, 2016

New Braunfels

A small conservative town between Austin and San Antonio known for Schlitterbahn, the Guadalupe river and the Comal River. What most people don't know is that the local government is ridiculously corrupt, ignoring the tax payers and focusing on the mass development of low quality suburbs and filling in all green space. There are many videos of significant flooding destroying homes which were knowingly built on floodplains.

The corruption of the school system is wide spreed and includes: The sacrifice of elementary art programs for football stadiums, high turnover of teachers as the administration prefers loyalty over skill, and so on.

The list goes on...

"I think I'll move some place nice, like New Braunfels."

"Ok, have fun burning in a eternal hell!"

by Brandy BandShoe October 27, 2008

New Braunfels

City in Texas where you can Party on the river, Get Drunk, Have a Good time and Get some Big Brauts during Wurstfest while watching kick ass footbal Games

New Braunfels is home to the best summer parties and drunkeness you will ever have

by Lady_of_the_night February 18, 2009