New Bern

Like the strangest city in North Carolina.

New Bern is so strange that people cry they hate Yankees, but search them out all over the world and beg them to come live here!

by biggdogg1958 January 8, 2007

Newbern, TN

A town in extreme Northwest Tennessee. Population: -400. Twenty churches, a couple schools, and the ancient train depot. No Wal-Mart, no stoplights. The whole town comes out for the basketball games. Nothing really happens.. and when it does, the whole town knows about it in the State Gazette.

Bob: You ever been to Newbern, TN, Tom?
Tom: Never heard of it, Bob.

by boblovesme March 16, 2009

Newbern

The lamest small town in the history of small town-ness. It is a death trap to any who aspire to do anything great, though there have been rare cases of people moving away and living a somewhat normal life, though psychotherapy has reportedly been heavily involved.

I used to live in Newbern, but my doctor says my recovery is going well.

by LindseyT February 18, 2009