neuman

a jewish girl often defined as a slut.
she doesnt cheat on her boyhriends but she ofen
aide's in the the cheating on of guys' girl friends'.She also cannot keep any secrets and you'd
have to be a fool to trust.

Wow!that girl slept with like 50 guys and she told everyone her best frined's deepest darkest secret she is so close to beoming a neuman....its sad.

neuman by LbhsSlut March 29, 2009

Neuman

an uncoordinated white man who can't dance, but girls feel the need to grab his ding dong do to his smooth criminal nature.

Gina look at that Neuman dance, he i want him to shoot it all over me....evil shenanigans!

Neuman by Anandm July 25, 2008

Neuman Paddle 

A vicious device that makes even the strongest nursing student tremble in fear. This paddle is given every semester to nursing students that involves grinding, tearing, mashing, and ripping the nursing students rectum. The paddle consists of many small serrated edged spikes with several larger spikes more towards the center. These spikes are poison tipped and will cause extreme inflammation and pain for several days to several weeks. In addition to these spikes, in the center of the paddle, there is a large dildo 18 inches long and 3 inches wide. This dildo spins out 90 degrees in a circular motion upon penetration when making contact with the inside of the rectum. The dildo also has box jellyfish tentacles on the head of the dildo that add to insult and injury. Prospecting nursing students may obtain severe psychological disturbances after receiving a neuman in nursing school.

The nursing student was assigned the neuman paddle and went to see a therapist and started taking medications shortly after.

Neuman Paddle by Betty's Victims April 14, 2010

Alfred E. Neuman

the mascot/logo for MAD Magazine, represented by a person with freckles, buck teeth, messy brown/ginger hair big lips and a rediculous grin.

(person one)hey look, the new issue of MAD magazine

(person two) how do you know its a MAD magazine (aside from the giant title on the front cover)

(person one) because of the picture of alfred e newman

Alfred E. Neuman by m-37 January 27, 2005

alfred e. neuman

Your next president.

Are you gonna vote for another weak Democrat or Republican or are you going to vote for Alfred E. Neuman? It should be the latter.

alfred e. neuman by Myxamatosis October 30, 2006

jesse neuman 

A gamer that has 100 thousand gamer score that likes to sits on cheeseburger and like to watch anime

Jesse Neumann is a virgin

jesse neuman by Swift hawk420 October 22, 2020

Alfred E. Neuman

A stupid person.

That kids a real AEN.

Alfred E. Neuman by Anonymous October 14, 2003