netheism 

Hard atheism without any supernatural belief.

Being a netheist, supersymmetry is false-religion to me! I accept only statistically significant experimental data! Netheism doesn't accept Jesusifications!

netheism by dragonfΙy July 29, 2018

netheimer's 

When you go to do something on the internet but forget what you were going to do.

My friend SilverRoses got netheimer's while surfing the internet while drunk.

netheimer's by im_shadowwalker November 6, 2011

Neotheism 

Focus on God at the individual level.

Neotheism is the focus of God at the individual level, rather than the universe as a whole. A Neotheist believes by helping themselves they are helping others, for all are God and God is in all.

Neotheism by Lee L. Lacker March 7, 2009