Nerp

No, nope

Nerp, haven't seen your stupid butt plug in days.

by $XyLilPoka• August 3, 2017

nerp

nerp is a term coined by the Death Note fans who hate Near to describe him.

PERSON A: I hope nerp dies in a car crash.
PERSON B: Me too!

by nerpsucks June 15, 2022

Nerp

Used to express something cringe.

Ermn, actually the hypotenuse divided by the root multiple of the rounded variable x is equivalent to 192,968. Nerp.

by Paper Hat October 11, 2023

nerp

it is childspeech for no

Darth Vader: Luke I am your father
Luke: (or what he should have said) nerp
Darth Vader: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
Luke: it means nerp ok byeeeee

by online Ben TEEHEE November 24, 2018

Nerp

Slang used to initiate sexual confrontation

J:Nerp
C:So you tryna comeover later

by hello_and_yes September 23, 2023

Nerp

A nerd crossed with a derp. (used in a mean offensive way)

My dad is such a nerp because all he does is sit and play Call of Duty all day.

by The Nerpcicle March 14, 2018

nerp

a ticklish area on the side of the body. Located right below the ribs, but above the hip, there are no bones or anything protecting it from pokes and/or tickles.

STOP POKING MY NERP!

by Poopmongerer January 19, 2020