Nerd Porn

Any science related media including magazines and television on the topics of math, physics, geology, cosmology etc that excites a self described nerd.

I was watching the science channel and my girlfriend accused me of wanting to look at Nerd Porn instead of her.

by Coyote628 September 6, 2013

nerd porn

any catalog selling software, computer hardware, or any computer-related product

"Ooh! Nerd porn! Nerd porn!" SPLOOGE

by Paul Thundergod July 22, 2003

nerd porn

Any very technical computer program, book, magazine or website being looked at by tech or trades people at work

'Oh, you're looking at nerd porn again. I'll come back in 5.'
'No, this the algorithm to diagnose parameter problems with the core structural matrix.'
'Like I said, nerd porn. I'll be back in 5.'

by hooty mcboobs November 5, 2012

nerd porn

any entertainment out there that is nutriouslly deprived of factual information. It is usually out dated entertainment from a time long gone.. usually old corny, TV shows, movies, comic books, pulp fiction novels or old video games.. with sci-fi fantasy, westerns, crime, comedy, and action adventure. usually long forgottened (by the mainstream media) forsept people who are historians or totally nerds of fanatics of sometimes well known stuff like star wars star treky or super man or spider man, that is usually cult material..

It is usually seeing the relationship of similarity of creatures and land scapes of well known entertainments that have sub-chartures that are easly forgotten. stuff writers and artist steal from each other easly with out being sued for infringement.

Geek says: man did you see that artical on were that monster on star trek came from it came from that 1920s silent film that has been lost. I wish I could have found that copy of that silent film..
Nerd says back: man that is compleat nerd porn you sould get a girl friend man.

by bri fire August 2, 2011

Porno Nerd

A porno nerd is a person that excessively watches pornography, and can name any pornstar with just a glance of their genitalia, a porno nerd is considered an expert in the field of porn research, and is second to none when it comes to porn trivia.

EX: why is the network so slow today?
"Oh that's Dave In cubicle #6, he's a real Porno Nerd "

by TheCheed January 14, 2017

nerdporn

Science fiction. Stems from the fact that most nerds crave science fiction as much as most other people crave sex. Related to nerdsex. However, unlike that word it's not the nerd equalent of porn as nerds watch regular porn.

Nerd 1: "Wanna watch some nerdporn?"
Nerd 2: "Only if we can discuss every detail of it for hours afterwards!"

by Apfelstrudel August 10, 2006