Neolithic

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The period of the Stone Age associated with the ancient Agricultural Revolution(s). It follows the Paleolithic period.

The Neolithic (New Stone Age), which is associated with the origins of agriculture, followed the Paleolithic.

Neolithic by HistoryNerd94 November 7, 2010

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Neolithic

Stoned. Baked off your ass. High from marijuana.

Dude, let's get Neolithic tonight. Go back to the Stone Age.

Neolithic by tjaad August 24, 2014

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neolithic

1. Hawt, sexy, beyond awesome.

"Jessica Alba is neolithic."
or
"That sig is soo neolithic."

neolithic by LandonNub October 18, 2008

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neolithic dump

a place of work or school ruled by someone with the common sense and mondern sensibiltys of a caveman and half the brains. it also smells bad.

stanchester community school nee neolithic dump

the e plures pessimus of dumps neolithic

see also= gound zero for matters idiotic with regards to funding

neolithic dump by le fay May 17, 2009

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neolithic revolution

a period of time that kicked ass. basically the only thing that is learned in school. if you need to pass any class, you only need to know the neolithic revolution. especially the global regents.

"shyt, son. the neolithic revolution was the only thing on that test. i kicked its ass like woahhh"

neolithic revolution by anna June 17, 2004

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Neolithic Revolution

I learned about this today.

The Neolithic revolution is a transition from having to rely on hunting and gathering as your only source of food, to settling down.
You farmed and

domesticated animals / plants.
The Neolithic revolution was a new era

"The Neolithic Revolution is so useful"

" Yeah, if it wasn't for that we wouldn't have pets"

"My doggy!"

Neolithic Revolution by (/`•~•`)/ why U lookin here. F October 16, 2018

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Neolithic Nunchucks

A sexual act involving one breaking into the Museum of National History, stealing two Australopithecus femurs, tying them together with some curly fries and beating random bystanders on the streets of Manhattan, all while engaging in gratuitous buttsex.

-You ever see the night at the museum?
-Yeah.
-You ever wanna steal bones and club people while having buttsex?
-Dude, you stole that from urban dictionary and the call it the neolithic nunchucks.
-No...
-Yes.

Neolithic Nunchucks by Cunt Mc Queen and VaJayJays May 20, 2012

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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