nels 

Scandanavian male name. Swedish for Champion. Different from Neils, Nails and Nells. Not short for Nelson and is not a nickname of any sort. Sometimes Nels can be subsituted for Nine Inch Nels. Most people find this to be a cool name.

Nels is one bad ass motha' fucka.

nels by John F. Kennedy the Junior June 27, 2007

Nels 

Disappointment. A mistake. Often paired with the term "seriously the worst"

Nels is the worst. Stop being a Nels!

Nels by WhoisMark February 22, 2017

Nels 

A child predator

Hey, did you see Nels exploiting children the other day !

Nels by Bored kid December 5, 2022

nels 

holy shit this bitch makes me want to krill my self. if you meet run, he is short and a dumbass and where's goofy ahh hats

look him up on insta then you will see

holy shit i just threw up

oh you probably saw nels

nels by gayfuckkcauseimbord May 9, 2023

Nels 

1 Nels = 1000 Tonnen

1000 Nels = 1 GigaNels (1000000 Tonnen)

"Es wiegt 3 Nels."

"Wie brachen ungefähr 5 Nels Beton."

Nels by WoomyGames55 October 14, 2023

Nels 

A guy with very, very specific interests. They may or may not like Robert Topala's Geometry Dash.

Nels can't stop watching Grief.

Nels by technofishy_ June 18, 2024

Nels Oleson 

A man who never catches a break from his wife.

person 1: aw he can never do anything without his wife

person 2: what a nels oleson!

Nels Oleson by albert ingalls May 22, 2022