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A person with a filthy neck
A bloke who works and has a dirty neck 😂😂
Btw his names D e c l a n

“Yep that’s necklan”
necklan by Two walkers May 16, 2018
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Hand necklace 

Term for light choking during sex when the dominant partner has a hand on the neck of the submissive partner.
“You better like hand necklaces” aka you better like my hand on your neck during arousal and intimacy.
Hand necklace by Subblondiex May 25, 2020

Nerd Necklace 

1) Usually refers to electronic devices, such as USB drives, worn on a lanyard which generally has a technology company logo or insignia.

2) Also refers to bus passes, building identifications, etc. in plastic cases worn in on corporate issued lanyards.
Nerd 1: Hey, send me that file.
Nerd 2: The network is down.
Nerd 1: Fine, plug in your 1GB nerd necklace and bring it over here.
Nerd Necklace by lexm December 16, 2005

turd necklace 

A person that has no game or skills when it comes to picking up persons of the opposite sex. This person is a detrament to hooking up due to their lack of style regarding dress or lack of social skills. They are a TERRIBLE wing-man.(It is as if you were wearing a necklace with a turd hanging from it) Your chances are nearly zero of hooking up with this person in tow.
-I couldnt hook up on spring break because I had the "turd necklace" with me all week.
-We met two hotties but the "turd necklace" dropped the ball.
-We never hook up when we bring the "turd necklace" with us.
turd necklace by J.C. Price May 4, 2009

wear you like a necklace

taylor swift eats your pussy and writes a song about
person a: um i was listening to this t swift song and she goes wear you like a necklace is she talking about pussy

person b: taylor swift can wear me like a necklace

person a: you bitches fruity

chicago necklace 

Heavy chains wrapped around your enemy's neck right before you push him into deep water.
You better pay your dealer before you find yourself wearing a Chicago necklace at the bottom the harbor.
chicago necklace by Amtastic May 27, 2014

pretzel necklace 

When someone wraps his/her legs around your neck simulating a pretzel shape for cunnilingus or what not
Mate....Donna totally pretzel necklaced me last night. Almost couldn't breathe
pretzel necklace by Jon93 May 18, 2016
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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