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Boobs before Noobs
Bro 1: Dude, wanna hang at Jacob's?
Bro 2: Nah man, Emily is coming over.
Bro 1: Come on, dude! Again?!
Bro 2: Boobs before noobs, man.
Bro 2: Nah man, Emily is coming over.
Bro 1: Come on, dude! Again?!
Bro 2: Boobs before noobs, man.
Boobs before Noobs by btmcbrayer November 28, 2011
Noobstomp
To employ strategies that will mercilessly and utterly destroy a noob, meaning someone who is inexperienced in a particular activity. Sometimes involves exploiting and spamming mechanics that many new players will not be familiar with, but often times results merely from a gap in skill level.
Couldn’t wait to get on Black Ops after Christmas and noobstomp all the little kids who just got it.
Did you see Tim and Josh play yugioh? Tim used a dark magician deck to noobstomp.
I’m not scared of war with North Korea, America could noobstomp them.
Did you see Tim and Josh play yugioh? Tim used a dark magician deck to noobstomp.
I’m not scared of war with North Korea, America could noobstomp them.
Noobstomp by rutgersopstrats69 December 2, 2018
noobskates
First coined by Kizuel, from new (with b as in freebie).] + skates(skâts)) = "noobskates"
~Noun
--breaking down the definitions--
NOOB: a newcomer or novice, esp. an inexperienced user of the Internet or of computers in general.
SKATES: Shoes or light boots with a metal runner or blade fitted to the sole, used for skating on ice.
EXPLANATION: although the definition of a "noob" and a "noobskates" (when referring to a person) are virtually the same, the use of "skates" on the end of "noob" reinforces the absurdity of the individual's "newbieness". It is both singular and plural with the s termination.
~Noun
--breaking down the definitions--
NOOB: a newcomer or novice, esp. an inexperienced user of the Internet or of computers in general.
SKATES: Shoes or light boots with a metal runner or blade fitted to the sole, used for skating on ice.
EXPLANATION: although the definition of a "noob" and a "noobskates" (when referring to a person) are virtually the same, the use of "skates" on the end of "noob" reinforces the absurdity of the individual's "newbieness". It is both singular and plural with the s termination.
GENERAL USE:
"Damn, that guy is a real noobskates."
SPECIFIC USE:
"NSA is the biggest noobskates I have ever met."
"Damn, that guy is a real noobskates."
SPECIFIC USE:
"NSA is the biggest noobskates I have ever met."
noobskates by -Kizuel- March 22, 2008
FIRST! NOOBS!
FIRST! NOOBS! by FakePriest August 24, 2010
noobshit
"You noobshit!"
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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