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The semen that sometimes spurts into a man's navel when masturbating laying down.
I was jerking myself off while on hold with my student loan company and got navient all over my belly because I didn't have an extra hand.
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(n) the lint that accumulates in one's naval when wearing a sweater.
I was on the phone with the student loans collections department and I pulled a piece of navient out of my belly button.
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the most amazing friend ever, great guitarist, and has the best humor! probably has a girlfriend/boyfriend already and is barely hanging onto their grades. on another note, has a very protective best friend (who, by the way, has the best style) who is a great person in general. so, to all the Naviens out there, keep being navien!
Navien is a very nice person.

Navien's blueberry pie was eaten.
Navien by gardenolives April 3, 2021

Navienomics 

An economic system whereby an executive continues to push an agenda that has been proven to be retrogressive and ultimately impossible by the most distinguished members of the economic community.
Navien: "This year, despite concerns from 12 Noble Laureates, I will make the tax cuts permanent."
Navienomics by Master Navien June 17, 2004

navienaa 

The most kind hearted soul. She’s always there for you. Always has your back no matter what. She’s trustworthy, adorable, smart and just overall a genuine person
That bitch needs to be more of a Navienaa
navienaa by Sweets and savouries March 15, 2022
Something ancient being reborn - deliberate misspelling of nascent.
I'm coming to you live from the 4chan /b/ board. Despite the tube colggage, nacient memes are flying fast and furious
nacient by flamingbean March 7, 2009

naiventious 

A combination of "naive" and "pretentious". Describes someone who thinks they know more than they do.
Jeff is the most naiventious person I've ever met; he sees something on Jeopardy and now he thinks he's an expert.
naiventious by c3p0 February 15, 2006
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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