nature's pubes

sprouts (of any kind) added to the top of a meal or dish (usually sandwiches or salads) which resemble, in form, a mound of pubic hair

dude ordering a salad: "hey, why dont you toss my salad with a little of nature's pubes?"
hombre making it: "how bout a splooge of ranch to top it all off?"

by scroaty g November 2, 2012