a dirty lying bitch. a person of the female gender who is immature and generally goes out of their way to be passive aggressive and start unnecessary drama where it is not needed or welcome.
guy 1:Hey brah did you hear about jessica?
guy 2:Yeah dude, kirsten told me she fucked 10 guys
guy 1:What a nittywaggom, thats not true, she fell in the shower.
guy 2:Oh well shiiiit, that lying bitch.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!