national hug your girlfriend day

every fucking day go give your girlfriend a damn hug loser

boy 1: dude! it’s *some random day*! go hug your girlfriend!
boy 2: it’s not national hug your girlfriend day though
boy 1: that doesn’t matter you loser! go be a good boyfriend and hug your fucking girlfriend!
boy 2: ok ok i will

national hug your girlfriend day by harvard.t.shirt.danielle.cohn January 13, 2020

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National Hug your Girlfriend Day

On April 13th, 2022, your boyfriend gets to give you a hug for National Hug your Girlfriend Day!

Boyfriend: I’m gonna give you a hug
Girlfriend: Okay, but why?
Boyfriend: Because it’s National Hug your Girlfriend day!

National Hug your Girlfriend Day by liltot’sbestie April 10, 2022

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National hug your girlfriend day

On December 13th its national hug your girlfriend day so go up to your girlfriend and hug her

John: its December 13
Mary: so?
John: ( hugs girlfriend) its national hug your girlfriend day

National hug your girlfriend day by Smasher789 December 12, 2021

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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