National Get Head Day 

April 27, National get head day might be the best day of the year. Get your girl friend, friend, fellow gang member, or even someone you have a thing with to give you head.

Boy: Hey it’s national head day
Girl: Oh ok

(Girl gets on knees and proceeds to give head)

(Girl finishes)

Boy: Wow thanks! Have a wonder National Get Head Day

Girl: Ya you too

National Get Head Day by Brobeans9696 May 29, 2018

National Get Head Day 

October 16th
You walk up to your crush and ask for head and you shall receive

“Hey today is National get head day, can I have some head.”

National Get Head Day by Thebigdawg123456 October 16, 2019

national get head day 

may 17th is an amazing day. it’s the day where you get head to your significant other

yo you heard on may 17th .... i’m getting sum later tonight.... my shorty bouta go down it’s national get head day

national get head day by Tak0888 May 17, 2020

National get head from your ex day 

Your ex has to give you head on may 19 or she a ho ass bitch

Did you know it’s National get head from your ex day?

National get head from your ex day by @z17.will_ May 10, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019