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Neterosexual 

One whose entire frame of sexual reference and experience derives from the internet.
A Neterosexual doesn't talk to girls, he 'chats' with them. He's actually never touched a real woman apart from his Mom. In the event an actual sexual opportunity with a real female were to present itself, he'd ask her to take something off and then wank. Unless they invent olfactoronics, he'll never know what pussy smells like.
Neterosexual by Woolwit October 3, 2010
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Naturosexual 

When you're slutty until your mid 20s and then you settle down for one person eventually
Tiffany: "Are you still screwing brad, kyle, and travis?"
Becca: "No, I am a naturosexual now and am strictly with chad."
Naturosexual by me'siah May 2, 2021

natosexual 

one who is attracted to plants instead of people, described as a tree-humper
"that guy doesn't have a girlfriend."
"maybe he's gay."
"well i know he's not gay because he doesn't like men either. you know how you can tell..."
"yeah. so he's probably nonsexual or natosexual."
"you got that right."
natosexual by Kamikaze Watermelon December 17, 2008

Neterosexual 

An individual who is into netorare, a genre of cheating porn, usually illustrated.
Joe: did you see Tom the other day, he was getting off to Jim have intercourse with his wife.
Sam: Oh, he must be a neterosexual!
Neterosexual by NotWackoJacko October 12, 2021

natilosexual 

A sexual preference for girls by the name of Natalie
Riley has dated three girls named Natalie! I guess he’s natilosexual.
natilosexual by Batman7619 January 15, 2018

Natesexual

Someone: hey, what's your sexuality

Me: Oh I'm natesexual
Natesexual by VictoriaClark February 25, 2021

Neterosexual 

Person 1: So do you guys like men?
Person 2: Can i put it in your butt?
Person 3: Only if you pee in my butt.
Person 4: This discord has gotten fucking gay.
Person 1 : It's only gay in real life online I'm neterosexual.
Neterosexual by Diddy514 December 19, 2021