nasturbation

Nasty masturbation. Used in any situation where masturbation is considered nasty. Can be used in verb form (nasturbate).

Bob was nasturbating in the locker room and creeped everybody out.
Hilda doesn't have a boyfriend so she resorts to nasturbation.

by MisZ D3mEan0R January 19, 2008

Nasturbate

The act of napping before or after masturbation

Man, I was super tired and horny last night so I decided to nasturbate.

by reninilenguini February 04, 2015

Nasturbate

To Nasturbate: The act of having sex with someone who has the same name as you.

Lauren: Hey Emma, have you seen Emma? She looks so hot.
Emma: YEAH BABY! We're totes gonna Nasturbate tonight.

by ZeIsolatedGiraffe January 08, 2012

NASTURBATING

SHAGGIN THE UGLIEST PERSON IN THE BAR JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT!

'DID YOU SCORE LAST NIGHT'? " IT WAS GETTING LATE OPTIONS WHERE LIMITED , I DECIDED TO DO A BIT OF NASTURBATING. SO I LIFTED TINA AND WE LEFT FOR HERS"

by FRAGMASTER2 April 24, 2021