narduar

A cock inside of another man while black men with oil spread across their ass, shake their ass

Man, I really want some Narduar

by sammyiommi June 17, 2023

nardwuar

hilarious interviewer and also in a band

doot doola doot doo.. Doot DOo!

by the candace! March 18, 2004

nardwuar

THE human serviette
the most awsome dude ever

nardwuar is the coolest dude ever
doot doola doot doo... doot doo

by me April 4, 2005

Nardfarmer

Someone who at the sight or even the thought of a pair of testicles gets overly exited. If the testicles are particularly smelly or sweaty the senses go into overload and the exitement turns into obsession. This person becomes compelled by sensory overload and desires nothing more than to fondle, tickle, violently sniff, and in most cases to suck on gonads.

Andrew: Did you see Ryan starring at John's package

when he was changing after practice it was

like he was hypnotized.

Mike: I saw him doing it last week too except he was

drooling.

Andrew: Man I always new he was a nardfarmer.

by ChasmBlaster August 29, 2011

Nardwuared

To bring up an extremely niche, personal, or little known fact about someone, either in conversation or interview.

"So you were in a group called Self Evidence."

"Yeah, woah you kinda just nardwuared me there."

by mmightymini2000 August 8, 2022

nardwuar

A human serviette

I wiped off the nazz with the economy-sized nardwuar.

by squiddy March 21, 2004

Nardfarkle

Nardfarkle is the smell of chicken blood that is soaked up by the absorption packets inside of chicken breast packaging and rotting bananas inside a trash can, which has been forgotten in a studio apartment for a few days.

"What kind of cologne are you wearing? It smells like nardfarkle."

"Do we have to eat this? It smells like nardfarkle."

by Dude Abides January 21, 2010