naproxmacy

(NOUN)

A connection/bond formed between the nipples and one or another persons true intentions

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Just last weekend I met this BBQ baked bitch named Nicole and lemme tell you what happened.. Shit was mad weird yo. So I was speed walking like ya great aunty bouta go fuck up some apple sauce & pretzel sticks til this Tall Tyrannosaurus Turtle neck wearing hoe had me lost up in the sauce. By the stroke of the finger on thy chinny chin chin I had the most obscene feeling within. My chest burning and my areolas looking like the taste of fireball whiskey. The agony and suffering of an Indonesian sweatshop. It was happening. Exposure to the blaze set a flame by the naproxmacy that had been placed on my soul… Leading to my demise

P.S. who the fuck is Nicole ?!!!? … how do I contact her TBT

naproxmacy by Lickamasum July 5, 2022