nappy cake

A deliciously dark, rich and moist lump of faecal matter that occupies a baby's nappy (diaper) following a bowel movement.

Mercedes has dropped anuvva nappy cake! Clean 'er up, Callum!

by blokey January 25, 2008

nappy cake

Black pussy.

I don't wann go down on no nappy cake!

by wallykoks January 1, 2016