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Naperville is a town in Illinois that thinks their shit doesn't stink. They reside some of the most stuck up and ungrateful people i have ever met. Their guys are complete DOUCHE BAGS and try to act gangster and their girls are filled with stds from being such WHORES
Shauna Kiersten is the biggest whore i have ever and WILL ever meet in my entire life. She looks like a retarded mouse and has the body of an 8 year old. what guy would wanna fuck an 8 year old? NASTY CUNT

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by itelldathruthbiiitch November 22, 2009
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A snobby asshole place in Illinois
Almost everyone their has lots of money, plays sports, and is a complete asshole
I would not recommend living their if you don't like popular people, or just don't fit in in general, because standards for popularity are very slim there.
Basically, guys need to listen to rap, play football, and act like sexist douchebags to fit in, and girls need to have big butts, big boobs, go to Starbucks every damn day, spend 5 hours on their hair and makeup, and twerk to fit in.
X:Oh my god, that new guy is such a dick! He always acts like he has a stick up his ass and he's so sexist!
Y:I heard he moved in from Naperville, that's probably why.
X:Yeah, that must be it.
by Spooky Aradia is in your vag November 14, 2014
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a town that most people think is a stuckup place but we r really fortunate to live here and its a great time. sure theyve got the typical suburbanites, pressuring their kids to do well. but we also have great families and friends and fun block parties and great times together before u judge this place come on out and live here for 10 yrs like me (and also i no the boys here are smokin cuz i live here im in 7th grade)
"Naperville...land of the lemon bars"
by Napervillian Chick April 18, 2009
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A great place to raise your kids if you want them to be socially awkward homosexuals. This could be do to the large amount of pressure put on kids by their parents to try and act better than and richer than the neighbors. Oh yeah, their forrest preserve is a field. Also, no one cares about how big the high school pool is or the "awesome" marching bands. When it comes down to it, all kids from Naperville are socially retarded.
No, seriously, every man I've met from Naperville is gay.

-"Hey, where's that rainbow coming from?"
-"Naperville"
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Where the best schools, people, and friends are. They are NOT stuck up (most), but live life comfortabley. It is gorgeous and was settled in the early 1800s. It falls under the school districts 204 and 203, with really good high schools such as Neuqua. These high schools and middle school are better than most private schools. You can watch a movie, get a book, grab lunch, stop by the mall, go scrapbooking and grab some coffee all withint walking distance of your home. A great place to live with family. Aurora (neighboring town) is bigger, but not as great. Its Naperville's getto. Same with Plainfield. But the high school still does pot.
B- So, where do you live?
D- I live in Naperville IL.
B- Really? Lucky!

D- Yeah, I'm living the good life.
by shesadoll December 30, 2010
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a stuck up rich town with nothing for teenagers to do.
"Hey you want to go to naperville"

"No way man, that place is full of anal grease!"
by Kyle February 29, 2004
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