NAD also known as “No ass disorder” is a disorder that slows or stop completely a person ability for their ass to grow. NAD is commonly found in people with already small butts . NAD is commonly passed through genetics but on rare occasions it’s not. Many people with NAD suffer with denial as they can not believe they have the deadly disorder. With NAD it stops the blood flow in you ass which is deadly, many people can not live more then 30 days when they are diagnosed with this disorder due to this.
I have NAD
by Ybw_liyah February 7, 2022
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The most sexy guy to live insane at fifa but quick sold kams varane couldnt handle the smoke on gta but overall nads biggest gangster going mashallah watch out though guys he’s a menace to society at times
The word nad means sexy and quick sells everyones team
by Kammm_17 November 22, 2021
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Not. A. Doctor.

Commonly used when giving medical advice while trying to help someone while emphasizing that they are unqualified (not negatively)
Hi, NAD here but have you tried antihistamines?
by The Moonlit Shadow June 5, 2021
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(n). When one takes some sort of physical means to decrease one's libido, so one cannot have an erection. Quite often the man will take something to block one's urges. Another name for this is to install a pop up blocker. Don't confuse this with cock blocker. That's entirely different.
Hey, man, I heard that you're going to Vegas tomorrow. With all those scantily clad showgirls around everywhere, aren't you worried that you will get into trouble with the Missus out of town?

No man, I got it covered. I too a 'nad neutralizer, so I'm good.
by Mind Gamer November 26, 2013
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The digi-nads in Mexico City are responsible for an increase in rents
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when a situation is wholly unsatisfactory
Guy 1: My girlfriend wanted me to give her a sticky quacker, but I accidentally skruncled and now she won’t text me back.
Guy 2: Man, that’s the nads.
by Scrooge McSkrunc November 24, 2021
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