Myspace Music 

The piece of shit that raped, murdered and pissed on the coolest place for music, imeem. This sucking, fucking craphole has fucking no music, a shitty playlist layout that will have you banging your face against the keyboard, and more fucking advertisements then my goddamned TV.

MySpace User: I'm going to go listen to some music! Oh damn, they don't have what i'm looking for. I guess i'll go stick a wrench in my dick then.

Imeem User: I'm going to go listen to some music! Fuck yea! Now I can listen to some badass fucking tunes with no advertisements every other song to interupt my fucking awesome playlist!

Imeem User using Myspace Music: Hot damn, I fucking made this gay-ass Myspace account, waited for-fucking-ever, and now I can finally listen to my playlists!
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As soon as I can navigate this labyrinth of friggin shit and piss... ah there we... what the fuck? Where's all my damn music?! I had almost 200 songs, now ive got fuckin 50! God DAMMIT!! Fuck you Myspace, you fucking shitcan!

Myspace Music by Terrordar March 25, 2010

myspace music 

The best way to listen to an album for free without paying a penny.

Also, a great way to find some obscure band that nobody has heard of, but who cares about that part.

I never bought a CD in ages, thanks to myspace music.

myspace music by kyle 230 August 11, 2009

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012