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Myspace Music 

The piece of shit that raped, murdered and pissed on the coolest place for music, imeem. This sucking, fucking craphole has fucking no music, a shitty playlist layout that will have you banging your face against the keyboard, and more fucking advertisements then my goddamned TV.
MySpace User: I'm going to go listen to some music! Oh damn, they don't have what i'm looking for. I guess i'll go stick a wrench in my dick then.

Imeem User: I'm going to go listen to some music! Fuck yea! Now I can listen to some badass fucking tunes with no advertisements every other song to interupt my fucking awesome playlist!

Imeem User using Myspace Music: Hot damn, I fucking made this gay-ass Myspace account, waited for-fucking-ever, and now I can finally listen to my playlists!
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As soon as I can navigate this labyrinth of friggin shit and piss... ah there we... what the fuck? Where's all my damn music?! I had almost 200 songs, now ive got fuckin 50! God DAMMIT!! Fuck you Myspace, you fucking shitcan!
Myspace Music by Terrordar March 25, 2010
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myspace music 

The best way to listen to an album for free without paying a penny.

Also, a great way to find some obscure band that nobody has heard of, but who cares about that part.
I never bought a CD in ages, thanks to myspace music.
myspace music by kyle 230 August 11, 2009

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026