Where did my will to live go?
by Not.Dan.The.Meme.Man April 21, 2018
Get the my will to livemug. 
A creature of myth, thought to have maybe existed in the far past. It is widely agreed that this creature has gone extinct, and is now nothing more than a legend.
Stupid bitch: Don't you have a will to live?
Reasonable person: My will to live? Don't be stupid, no such thing exist. Gimme death.
Reasonable person: My will to live? Don't be stupid, no such thing exist. Gimme death.
by Amphibian Requesting death November 29, 2020
Get the My will to livemug. by my will to live July 11, 2018
Get the MY WILL TO LIVEmug. "My girlfriend who lives in Canada" is a lie invented by hundreds if not thousands of geeky high school boys who can't get any dates and don't want to appear pathetic. The geek will take pictures from magazines or the internet and pass them off as the "Canadian girlfriend". The "girlfriend can also be a spy, cowgirl, model, whatever.
This is also the name of an Avenue Q song about the same subject.
This is also the name of an Avenue Q song about the same subject.
by Ben Friesen May 13, 2005
Get the my girlfriend who lives in canadamug. Usually a lie told by women who cannot find a boyfriend, Although sometimes true for some desperate people.
Usually they claim they met the man online, if so that also qualifies as desperate.
Usually they claim they met the man online, if so that also qualifies as desperate.
Guy: Still having trouble finding the right guy?
Girl: My boyfriend lives in Canada
Guy: Wow like I haven't heard that before, you're really sad.
Girl: I'm serious I met him online!
Girl: My boyfriend lives in Canada
Guy: Wow like I haven't heard that before, you're really sad.
Girl: I'm serious I met him online!
by Coonpuff October 14, 2015
Get the my boyfriend lives in Canadamug. Skibidi Banban in Ohio drinking grimace shake and gyatting like a Gigachad sigma male 1 2 buckle my shoe we live we love we lie becoming uncanny 🗿🍷
toddler: Skibidi Banban in Ohio drinking grimace shake and gyatting like a Gigachad sigma male 1 2 buckle my shoe we live we love we lie becoming uncanny 🗿🍷
me: *kills myself*
big chungus: I am big chungus
me: *kills myself*
big chungus: I am big chungus
by qk7x October 07, 2023
Get the Skibidi Banban in Ohio drinking grimace shake and gyatting like a Gigachad sigma male 1 2 buckle my shoe we live we love we lie becoming uncanny 🗿🍷mug.