something that is non existent
Where did my will to live go?
by Not.Dan.The.Meme.Man December 11, 2017
A creature of myth, thought to have maybe existed in the far past. It is widely agreed that this creature has gone extinct, and is now nothing more than a legend.
Stupid bitch: Don't you have a will to live?
Reasonable person: My will to live? Don't be stupid, no such thing exist. Gimme death.
Reasonable person: My will to live? Don't be stupid, no such thing exist. Gimme death.
by Amphibian Requesting death November 30, 2020
by my will to live July 11, 2018
"My girlfriend who lives in Canada" is a lie invented by hundreds if not thousands of geeky high school boys who can't get any dates and don't want to appear pathetic. The geek will take pictures from magazines or the internet and pass them off as the "Canadian girlfriend". The "girlfriend can also be a spy, cowgirl, model, whatever.
This is also the name of an Avenue Q song about the same subject.
This is also the name of an Avenue Q song about the same subject.
by Ben Friesen February 18, 2005
Usually a lie told by women who cannot find a boyfriend, Although sometimes true for some desperate people.
Usually they claim they met the man online, if so that also qualifies as desperate.
Usually they claim they met the man online, if so that also qualifies as desperate.
Guy: Still having trouble finding the right guy?
Girl: My boyfriend lives in Canada
Guy: Wow like I haven't heard that before, you're really sad.
Girl: I'm serious I met him online!
Girl: My boyfriend lives in Canada
Guy: Wow like I haven't heard that before, you're really sad.
Girl: I'm serious I met him online!
by Coonpuff September 1, 2015
Skibidi Banban in Ohio drinking grimace shake and gyatting like a Gigachad sigma male 1 2 buckle my shoe we live we love we lie becoming uncanny 🗿🍷
toddler: Skibidi Banban in Ohio drinking grimace shake and gyatting like a Gigachad sigma male 1 2 buckle my shoe we live we love we lie becoming uncanny 🗿🍷
me: *kills myself*
big chungus: I am big chungus
me: *kills myself*
big chungus: I am big chungus
by qk7x October 7, 2023