my teeth itch
*scratches gum line* “Dude, I think it’s time to call it a night, we’ve been up doing blow for 49 hours. My teeth itch.
my teeth itch by occupationother February 25, 2019
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My teeth itch
Person 1: *rubs nails against teeth* my teeth itch.
Person 2: okay
*the two go off into another room*
Person 2: okay
*the two go off into another room*
My teeth itch by JoejoejoeSmithsmithsmith June 4, 2022
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make my teeth itch
This is a term that is used to describe when someone or something is so offensive or foul that they make your teeth itch. Would be similar to someone making your skin crawl. Only worse. If you don’t think this is a real saying then you’re making my teeth itch.
Hey Dave, did you see that announcement Boris Johnson made about the party at Downing Street?
“That cunt does nothing but make my teeth itch every time he opens his mouth…”
“That cunt does nothing but make my teeth itch every time he opens his mouth…”
make my teeth itch by LittleBARON February 11, 2022
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