my teeth itch

the feeling of your teeth actually “itching,” usually due to excessive insufflation of cocaine.

*scratches gum line* “Dude, I think it’s time to call it a night, we’ve been up doing blow for 49 hours. My teeth itch.

my teeth itch by occupationother February 25, 2019

My teeth itch

Indication that you want to give someone a blow job (a suck, a blowie, a pb&j, etc).

Person 1: *rubs nails against teeth* my teeth itch.
Person 2: okay

*the two go off into another room*

My teeth itch by JoejoejoeSmithsmithsmith June 4, 2022

make my teeth itch 

This is a term that is used to describe when someone or something is so offensive or foul that they make your teeth itch. Would be similar to someone making your skin crawl. Only worse. If you don’t think this is a real saying then you’re making my teeth itch.

Hey Dave, did you see that announcement Boris Johnson made about the party at Downing Street?

“That cunt does nothing but make my teeth itch every time he opens his mouth…”

make my teeth itch by LittleBARON February 11, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008