my roundaphobia 

Friend who finds it hard to buy the drinks when its his/her turn. (Tight Arse)

Looks like john has my roundaphobia tonight

my roundaphobia by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

myroundaphobia 

Noun. A phobia of buying a round in the pub. Sufferers often encounter extreme bladder problems requiring immediate trips to the bathroom when its their round. Sufferers with extreme cases have been know to vanish altogether.

Cures for extreme cases involve offering to skip their turn to buy a round, which at times results in almost magical reappearance of said sufferer.

I am not sure why he got stuck trying to climb out of the Gents' loo. Perhaps it is a case of myroundaphobia.

myroundaphobia by Grrreater January 3, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016