My Mask

A face mask manufactured by My Pillow.

"I'm going for a walk, but I'm wearing My Mask ."

My Mask by Billy Shea April 1, 2020

Sheeeit, forgot my mask! 

Common disgusted refrain two years in.

Jumped out of the Town Car and tripped onto the red carpet, bulbs flashing, "Leo! Leo!"--sheeeit, forgot my mask! I'll look like a tool in Star. Third time today. All that primo Jack Herer weed doesn't help.

"We need snow bomb provisions," Tron nagged me. But I had to drive home without the requested t.p., soy milk, Heineken Zero or Gerber peas, and got seriously spanked. Sheeeit, forgot my mask! Again!

Sheeeit, forgot my mask! by Hifalutin! February 6, 2022

My Nicest Mask 

A jet-black KN95 just won’t do for church, travel or mad clubbing at the Gold Room.

“It’s a glitter bomb, what can I say,” tear-streaked Angie apologizes as she steps out of Frank E. Campbell funeral home “– it’s My Nicest Mask.”

“It might only be Spirit,” Guppy explained, “but after postponing this trip for two years I am sure gonna put on My Nicest Mask—and eat any damn in-flight non-GMO peanuts they provide.”

My Nicest Mask by Hifalutin! February 5, 2022

a mask of my own face 

hed wear that

neil cicierega: *messing around on amazon*
also neil *finds something called "a mask of my own face"*
still him: *realizes its literally his face*
what do you think: *buys it*
do i have to: a mask of my own face id wear that id wear that

a mask of my own face by human i think February 3, 2023

all my heroes still wear masks

animal liberation slogan
also the name of an animal liberation film

not applicable for this entry - all my heroes still wear masks

all my heroes still wear masks by anon18191 December 16, 2006

masking my breath 

The act of wearing a face mask while you have bad breath or lingering booze seeping from your pores

I drank too much tequila last night, so luckily with the Covid mask mandate, I'll be masking my breath from my boss today!

masking my breath by GlazeHer September 19, 2020